mynamesdan

Isn’t it difficult to read that word without applying a french accent to it mentally?

Chatroulette is a new iteration of the old-as-the-internet chat room and we all know what to expect in one of those. I wouldn’t normally bother but since it’s so heavily populated at present I went on there to see what people were up to. After being skipped a number of times I had a quite long and depressing conversation with a man of a similar age who had similarly recently become single and was similarly disgusted by all the wanking. We compared our similar interests, swapped the names of similar authors we would each enjoy, discussed our similar woes and similar feelings of injustice and impotence. Bored of each other we made similar excuses at the self same lull in the conversation and wished each other a vague sort of wellness.

Thoroughly depressed at my completely average problems and totally predictable lifestyle and interests I killed myself there and then. I assume he did the same.

All in all, if I ever return to chatroulette I will give some serious consideration to just wanking at a stranger.